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Questions and Answers

TECHNOLOGY:
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
“Iron Man” stills
Q. How many televisions do you have in your house?
Two.

BIOLOGY:
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Relentlessly right-handed.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Blood, gall stones, gallbladder, bone spur (shoulder) and a baby
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
An iron futon bed, fully loaded
Q. Have you ever been knocked out?
Only in the surgical sense.

BULLSHITOLOGY:
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
Nope
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Rain
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Earth colors
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item?
Yep.

DAREOLOGY:
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Sure
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Depends on whether I needed the money and for what.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Probably
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
*snort* That’s a safe bet, since no mag would ever want me. But no, anyway.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
No. Gonna have to up that bet significantly and agree on the size of the bottle.
Q. Would you, without fear of punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
No

DUMBOLOGY:
Q: What is in your left pocket?
Nothing
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
Never seen it. Don’t want to see it.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Yes.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Sitting wouldn’t be a problem, but getting up might. Stand.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
None, I think.

LASTOLOGY:
Q: Last person who texted you?
Nobody. Don’t do the text thing.
Q: Last person who called you?
My daughter
Q: Person you hugged?
My husband

FAVORITOLOGY:
Q: Favorite number?
13 and 42
Q: Season?
Fall, then spring. Then winter. Then, way back in the distance where you almost can’t see it, summer.
Q: Color?
Green. But any deep jewel tone.

CURRENTOLOGY:
Q: Missing someone?
Not particularly
Q: Mood?
Sleepy. Didn’t get enough last night.
Q: Listening to?
Kitchen clock ticking. Windchimes outside. Puppy yipping in his sleep
Q: Watching?
Just finished watching the Ghostfacers ep of Supernatural again. Funny stuff.
Q: Worrying about?
Either nothing much or vast questions about my right to take up oxygen.
Q: Wearing?
Jeans that are too big. Ole Miss Rebels tee that’s too big. Barefoot. A really tacky big rainbow butterfly hair clip holding my hair up. Summer is here. (See question above for feelings about summer.)

RANDOMOLOGY:
Q: First place you went this morning?
Living room to get leash and take the pup out.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Y’know, I honestly can’t think of anything. It strikes me that that’s pretty pathetic.
Oh wait! I am looking forward to seeing the Iron Man movie.
Q: Do you smile often?
I do.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
I think I am. I mean to be. Reticent, though. Some people call me aloof, but that’s inaccurate. I don’t bite, at least.

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